Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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