Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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