i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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