I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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