You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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