He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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