sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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