Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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