She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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