No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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