Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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