Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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