He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Someone came in the potted fern
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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