she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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