I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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