Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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