do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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