Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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