he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
