OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
