Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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