birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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