Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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