Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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