whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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