How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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