That's intense
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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