i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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