come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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