I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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