PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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