Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I bet he comes in French.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
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you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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