love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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