I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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