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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (323): View more from California

  Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"

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• (714): View more from California

  Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog

  (813): View more from Florida

  I'm afraid to ask what that means

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.

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