if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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