even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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