i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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