careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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