The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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