Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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