Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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