He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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