She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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