I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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