i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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