I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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