Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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