How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
smell my finger.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
