does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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