You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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