am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I would ride that face into the sunset
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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